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don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

i can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, & my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

How often does this happen?  What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels?  And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

me for the past 3 days lol...i need to go see the fam asap!

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitch this morning?

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Oh yes, there are those days! Ever+have+one+of+those+days+where+literally+everything+pisses+you+off?++Someone+could+be+like+ Look+at+that+rainbow,+ and+I'd+be+all+ Fuck+that+shit!

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

This is what I think when ppl tell me about fb crap.i mean really.I know I don't have fb.bc I don't care about other ppls crap and stupid comments that they'll never say to ur face

@Morgan Guevara  or just laughing at the same thing.. haha :)

Lol this is dedicated to Gillespie M .we are a terrible combo to sit together at the meetings!

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