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Funny Confession Ecard: 'I'll just have one roll with butter from Texas Roadhouse,' said no one ever!

Best bread and butter you will ever have, if you don't know what this means you need to find a texas roadhouse asap

That awkward moment

my mom gave me a look when I came up the stairs panting haha: that awkward moment after you ran up the stairs and now you're trying to hide your breathing like it's no big deal but you're actually really winded and dear you really need to work out

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Make that 4 "mini me"s 😊 20 Moments That Make You Realize You’re a Mom

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

story of my life, we're friends because we judge. it's our thing, some people shop, we judge.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

I hate when people get mad at you for saying something, when everyone was thinking it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.


Oh how I would love to do this just one time! I have the perfect person in mind for this one :)

Grown up thing

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I love being a mom. Some days are great. Although some days are far, far, far from perfect. And this cartoon describes exactly how I feel af.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

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This is me every single morning. I turn into a teenager trying to come up with good excuses not to get out of bed. The kids don't really need to go to school, do they? (There are days where I totally agree with the caption this lady left!

Hoping they make '50 Shades of Grey' movie soon, so I can add Mr. Christian Grey as my celebrity 'freebie'.

Funny Confession Ecard: Hoping they make Shades of Grey' movie soon, so I can add Mr. Christian Grey as my celebrity 'freebie'.