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If only it were reality! lol

I had this awesome dream, where you just shut the fuck up for once. Felt like I was in OZ or some shit. Some people -.

I wasn't that drunk last night

I wasn’t that drunk last night! Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

Chuck's Fun Page 2: E-cards album

Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.

I read this in my head in hillbilly voice.

Funny Confession Ecard: If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a piss-ant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.

Atheism, Religion, God is Imaginary, Children, Death, Starvation, ecard. While you were thanking your god for your food, 30,000 children around the world starved to death. Enjoy your meal.

Atheism, Religion, God is Imaginary, Children, Death, Starvation, ecard. While you were thanking your god for your food, 30,000 children around the world starved to death. Enjoy your meal.

Lmao!!!

Hilarious Monday – All aboard the crazy train - PMSLweb

Ecard

Some days at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.

Haha my husband thinks I'm mean, then I say something like this pin. Stop. And realize I hate her!!!!!!!! And now I'm thinking about her and getting more angry.

so so mean but so damn true! There are only 2 people I would like to take out.

I just bought condoms, and when the cashier asked 'Do you need a bag?' , I just said, 'No, she isn't that ugly.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity...   So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I don't see any penises in the general vicinity. So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Don't like assholes!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.