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I love this! I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.

Me as a Parent Son: Mommy, I can't sleep. There's a monster in my closet. Me: That's silly, there's no mons- OH LAWD, IT'S TEARING MY ARM OFF! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

Haha- can somehow relate to this. I don't advise it if you don't want your kid to be afraid of anything and take off cross country by himself at - it all makes sense now (just kidding young parents, it just doesn't make any sense when they grow up).

That's a sock full of nickels. Not sure what nickles are. I think I know who needs that sock full of nickels.

this makes me want to cry!! (I'm not an emotional pregnant woman or anything...)

newborn baby quote - "May you touch dragonflies and stars, dance with the fairies and talk to the moon .

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Here are some Hilarious Inappropriate Quotes on images . Proceed at your own risk .

If a couple wants to get on the same page with money, this is a toxic phrase: "Whatever you want to do, honey."

"Marriage is a partnership, and couples can't win with money unless they're doing the budget as a team." - Dave Ramsey Very true statement!

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OMG hahahahahahahahaha that is so funny and so explains my problems with my brother Austan. Some days, I wanna kill him with the chair. Not so much just hit him

Thought of you and your broken collar bone....but this is also me pregnant! LOL :D

I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear

People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room.  It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

True

If we're ever in a situation where I am the "voice of reason" then we are in a very bad situation. Funny Pictures Of The Day - 45 Pics

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Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it's impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.