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I wish facebook had a "Nobody fucking cares, because you're a A. drama queen B. attention whore C. delusional bitch D. all of the above" button

"Nobody fucking cares because you're a a) drama queen b) attention whore c) delusional bitch or d) ALL of the above" button.

It's Monday ...

sparks of the week: 9/22 -

And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

Findiing a nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks....

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

95% of the decisions in my life.. - http://jokideo.com/95-of-the-decisions-in-my-life/

Ecard : of the decisions I'm my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good

Oh yeah....and have monthly periods, grow and push out babies,drop them off at day care, pick them up from daycare, work out, eat well, feed the family, have a sex life, keep the house clean and YOU KNOW the list goes on and on....

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

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