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Jarod Kintz - "I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don�t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep,...". humor, sex, deep, business, coffee, sales, salesman, sell, large, medium, seller, small, deal

Jarod Kintz - "I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don�t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep,...". humor, sex, deep, business, coffee, sales, salesman, sell, large, medium, seller, small, deal

Take that and report it back. Don't forget to tell O'Neal I said HI!! Oops. Who am I kidding. He stalks my page himself. Hello O'Neal. Don't forget to be a badass today. Oh wait! That's right. You're just an ass. Dammit. Well. Drink some coffee anyway and hope for the best.

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable BADASS I'm going to be today.

Need I say more?

Morning coffee (29 photos)

126 entries are tagged with funny coffee sayings. Me: Venti iced coffee please Barista: Iced? Me: Yeah well the inside of my mouth is the same temperature year round

Vodka!

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Vodka Coffee Mug - I will be making one of these! too funny (and we def used to have to drink wine/vodka out of mugs in Italy)

another coffee

Funny Coffee Quotes Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.

That would be now

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Friends tell me one day I'll laugh at this  They roll their eyes over coffee cups  At my latest pathetic miscalculation   I loved you and lost.  I hoped and was wrong.  But I don't for a second regret any of it.    #poetry #songwriter #emotions #writing #feelings #words #depression #unrequitedlove #notebook #thoughts #words #wordporn #writer #toomanyfeels #twloha #hope #hurt #love #hurt #honesty #vulnerability #brokenheart #infp #hsp #pen

Friends tell me one day I'll laugh at this They roll their eyes over coffee cups At my latest pathetic miscalculation I loved you and lost. I hoped and was wrong. But I don't for a second regret any of it. #poetry #songwriter #emotions #writing #feelings #words #depression #unrequitedlove #notebook #thoughts #words #wordporn #writer #toomanyfeels #twloha #hope #hurt #love #hurt #honesty #vulnerability #brokenheart #infp #hsp #pen

Jarod Kintz - "Growing up I was so poor I wore coffee cups as shoes. The good part was my feet never...". humor, sleep, poverty, coffee, poor, asleep, shoes

Jarod Kintz - "Growing up I was so poor I wore coffee cups as shoes. The good part was my feet never...". humor, sleep, poverty, coffee, poor, asleep, shoes

Morning coffee (39 photos) – theBERRY

Morning coffee (39 photos)

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