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“Asked nicely. Threatened at sword point. Same difference.”

“Asked nicely. Threatened at sword point. Same difference.

“Say the word and I’ll hit her with my tail.”

“Say the word and I’ll hit her with my tail.

I’d say I was zombie-like, but I’ve met zombies, and they have more brains than I did at the time.

I’d say I was zombie-like, but I’ve met zombies, and they have more brains than I did at the time.

“Okay, Miss Violet is the lovely princess with her magical pet giraffe.”

“Okay, Miss Violet is the lovely princess with her magical pet giraffe.

Do you know how much of Hyde I would have dismissed as fairy tales back in July?

Do you know how much of Hyde I would have dismissed as fairy tales back in July?

“If I wanted to kill a classmate, he’d be dead; and I wouldn’t even be on the suspect list.”

“If I wanted to kill a classmate, he’d be dead; and I wouldn’t even be on the suspect list.

Next time I'll tell the bad guy he should stick to warm climates.

Next time I'll tell the bad guy he should stick to warm climates.

“Tell your bodyguards that there are much worse dangers in Hyde than me.”

“Tell your bodyguards that there are much worse dangers in Hyde than me.”

“I don’t know. Fainting on command counts as a talent. I guess.”

Fainting on command counts as a talent. I guess.

It had finally occurred to me that letting a complete stranger teleport me places might be a bad idea.

It had finally occurred to me that letting a complete stranger teleport me places might be a bad idea.

“On second thought, I’ll believe he isn’t human.”

“On second thought, I’ll believe he isn’t human.

Either that or I was incredibly boring and/or dismissible at first glance. Maybe that was my problem.

Either that or I was incredibly boring and/or dismissible at first glance.

“So you tried stalking me, which is so much more socially acceptable.”

“So you tried stalking me, which is so much more socially acceptable.

I slammed the phone down before I could say something I might regret later, like calling him a lying, sneaking tattletale. That would really impress him with my maturity.

I slammed the phone down before I could say something I might regret later, like calling him a lying, sneaking tattletale. That would really impress him with my maturity.

“I would appreciate if you asked your guard to move his knife. I’d rather not get my throat slashed because your driver hit a pot hole.”

“I would appreciate if you asked your guard to move his knife. I’d rather not get my throat slashed because your driver hit a pot hole.

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