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<----- meanest mom award

I'll have to remember this one in the future when my kids inevitably tell me I'm the meanest mom in the world.

verbal release therapy

some call it bitching, i call it Verbal Release Therapy. It's all about perspective Picture Quote

I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.

I couldn't help but notice...

Bahahaha, is true. I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.

Since Lorna this is true

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Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

Yes. Every group project I usually do most of the work! Now it is my Physics lab group

There is no "I" in "team, but apparent there is one hidden somewhere in "group project". This is why I always hated group projects in school! so funny

Hears to all the men out there who believe i am this man hater....this explains my reason for not dating!

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I rearranged my room and found a dozen hair ties and bobby pins behind my dresser.

Haha no I cleaned my room and I have two cardboards of bobby pins. I keep all my hair ties on my wrists!

Dreads, Sisterlocks, Ps, Hard To, Dreadlocks

Interviewer: "What did you like best about your last job?" Me ...

Interviewer: "What did you like best about your last job?" Me: "Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.I hate cake buttt.

Source: Instagram user sillieflowers

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