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I love you more than anything, except my dog. THIS IS SO TRUE

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I love you more than anything, except my dog.

Seriously, you're fucking knocked up. It's a baby, not a gnome or a potato or a triceratops. Stop with the 'expecting' shit.

i think on my pregnancy announcements, I'm going to say that. You know, I could have a velociraptor baby.

HA! I've been guilty of posting a run or two, but nothing like some of the posts I've seen - cracks me up!

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. Screw hearing, let them see the progress!

Funny Confession Ecard: Dogs own us, we don't own them. Cats are kept as prisoners.

I just want to watch Channing Tatum dance to Pony on repeat without being judged. Is that too much to ask?

Funny Weekend Ecard: I just wanted to say thank you to all the people who gave me a reason to drink this Friday night.

I'm so smoking hot, marshmallows start jumping on sticks when they hear me coming.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I don't want to ruin what we have by actually being involved with you in any capacity.

Yep.

Yep.

Haha!! On Barefoot Mascato and I know @Style Space & Stuff Blog Ursch will at least see it :)

"If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I cannot stop laughing...Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: A dog's love is more unconditional than a mans. Lock them both in the trunk, then open it up and see which one is happy to see you!

This is so true. Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: A dog's love is more unconditional than a mans. Lock them both in the trunk, then open it up and see which one is happy to see you!

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