Dear Ms. Black-Not-So-Well, I am a beautiful, talented Emmy award winning celebrity and I can wear this unflattering, get my hair caught in it and scream like a girl when I take it off, ridiculously overpriced, 14K gold designer neck brace if I want to. So there. Sincerely, Julianna Margulies. Dear Julianna, you look like you have no neck. Sincerely, Ms. Black-Not-So-Well. Trust me on this.