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Hehe nerd jokes are the best x) 26 Jokes That Only Geeks Might Find Funny: What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

I mean Lolo loves you, Chris, but nothing beats unlimited Olive Garden breadsticks without gaining a pound or going into cardiac arrest.

So true . every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy . pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

Neither are true, thats gotta vount for something!

Ran my first this morning. Just kidding. I'm on my third donut.

#girlscouts. Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies. #funny

Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.

Spurious Correlations generates harmonious line graphs which demonstrate that associations between concepts aren't always what they seem. This one is the Divorce rate in Maine vs Per capita consumption of margarine in the US.  http://www.tylervigen.com/

Correlation does not equal causation - Spurious Correlations

In alcohol's defense @Carey Baldwin Salvador  re: twitter  lol

Quotes: In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!

Reminder to school...

Reminder to school.

he doesn't have his hat or his cane!!!

Hopefully I can find Carmen before it's too late. --- this comment.