first picture is a FROG and the second is a lizard. It is a georgous, and very Spidey-like Mwanza Flat Headed Agama lizard . You can be anything when you grow up. but you can't switch class and species!
If your dog does the head-press thing, it could mean brain cancer. But otherwise these are funny :)>>>Also the one about a dog in the Walgreens parking lot is not okay, dogs shouldn't be left alone in the car