No sir. I said pirate ship. Why in the world would I call you a pile of shit? #ecards

No sir. I said pirate ship. Why in the world would I call you a pile of shit? #ecards

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm usually about Live, Laugh, Love, and Dance but today its more like, Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload...

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I'm usually about Live, Laugh, Love, and Dance but today its more like, Raise, Aim, Fire, and Reload...

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

and THEN I will grab my can of hairspray and spray the heck out of it to stun it then step on it then wait til Dave comes home to dispose of the body..just saying!!!

and THEN I will grab my can of hairspray and spray the heck out of it to stun it then step on it then wait til Dave comes home to dispose of the body..just saying!!!

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives.

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