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your philosophy?

Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full Me: There is room to add vodka ! Totally me.

Soooooooo funny!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

Is that left over WHINE because the wine is gone?

'Someone was telling me they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

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the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

29 Candid Reflections From A Stay-At-Home Dad

29 Candid Reflections From A Stay-At-Home Dad

This stay-at-home dad writes on post-it's and leaves them all over the house as reminders of what to do/not to do, while raising his son. they are so funny because they are so true!i love how he calls his wife his permanent roommate.

"There's a chance this is vodka" water bottle

awesome water bottle - "there's a chance this is vodka", probs appropriate for when I'm a new mom!

Can't stop laughing

story of my life. That awkward moment when everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago, but you can't stop.

What to do when life gives you lemons…@Kris Ann @Ashley Wilson @Danielle Seickel

Funny pictures about What to do when life gives you lemons. Oh, and cool pics about What to do when life gives you lemons. Also, What to do when life gives you lemons.

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