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Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If youre peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Jokes on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If youre peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Jokes on you, motherfucker.

I see all these moms making homemade playdough and scrapbooks and all I think, I took a shower today and kept the kids alive. Yay me. HypothyroidMom.com #moms

I see all these moms making homemade playdough and scrapbooks and all I think, I took a shower today and kept the kids alive. Yay me. HypothyroidMom.com #moms

"I have a boyfriend, oh wait no. No, that's a fridge. I have a fridge" Hahaha! Must have!

"I have a boyfriend, oh wait no. No, that's a fridge. I have a fridge" Hahaha! Must have!

Everyone is either pregnant or posting pictures of their baby. I'm over here like: look at all this money I have, all the trips I can take, and how happy I am. Oh, and my dog is awesome!

Everyone is either pregnant or posting pictures of their baby. I'm over here like: look at all this money I have, all the trips I can take, and how happy I am. Oh, and my dog is awesome!

Hey krisi who does this sound like? When will I ever be rid of these crazy people. Ugh grow up and move along stop obsessing over my life.

Hey krisi who does this sound like? When will I ever be rid of these crazy people. Ugh grow up and move along stop obsessing over my life.

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