I laughed so hard for way to long lol!
Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If youre peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Jokes on you, motherfucker.
don't know what i'd do without bacon o_0
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I see all these moms making homemade playdough and scrapbooks and all I think, I took a shower today and kept the kids alive. Yay me. HypothyroidMom.com #moms
"I have a boyfriend, oh wait no. No, that's a fridge. I have a fridge" Hahaha! Must have!
This is my life!
Everyone is either pregnant or posting pictures of their baby. I'm over here like: look at all this money I have, all the trips I can take, and how happy I am. Oh, and my dog is awesome!
Hey krisi who does this sound like? When will I ever be rid of these crazy people. Ugh grow up and move along stop obsessing over my life.