So true. Definitely pass on Magic Mike. Lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove Loki, and, in a not as intense way, love those other guys too. Except Thor. Sorry Thor, I just can't get that into your character. And it's not even due to my Loki thing either.
Loki is so brilliant, it's mind blowing. He is so far ahead of everyone else. He wins the race before you even find the starting line, he's uncatchable. And when Loki knows what he wants, he will get it. The god of mischief and lies, indeed.