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After cleaning other people's houses for 5 hours straight, I can honestly say I've done this...more than once...

Funny Confession Ecard: I fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look incredible when you got home. It's just that I fell asleep.

just laugh you'll feel better. Sometimes I can't help it - even when it's inappropriate!

you find it offensive, i find it funny, that is why i am happier than you, funny someecards

Haha oops!

Funny Confession Ecard: Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.

Mood poisioning

the boss didn't promote meafter I slept with himeither.

.Haha...you got that right

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard:I'm the lead float in the Bitch Parade.

Sesame street is a show for kids. The characters are apparently created with health issues. This shows that it is okay to have issues because everyone has issues.

Sesame Street Needs a Psychiatrist

My life every single morning I work with one person specifically.

Mostly people don't ever call me back so then I feel like a stalker trying to get basic questions having to call over and over its ridiculous! Yup pretty much

Wait a minute...I DO have this job. I own my OWN business, my OWN time, and I CAN eat cupcakes and drink coffee WHILE I work! It is NIIIIICE ;-) Want in? Msg me here: https://www.facebook.com/JannaWrapsANewYou Or text me at 918-774-5268

Change the coffee to Diet Coke and it sounds like my dream job