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Just in case I don't make it through this thing they call parenting, can I get my straight-jacket in pink?

Just in case I don't make it through this thing they call parenting, can I get my straight-jacket in pink? Make mine green, tyvm.) But not hospital sick-green.

Thank You Christian Grey for having my wife believe she must only drive an Audi or Saab.

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

Homestyle Mama (with a side of autism): Tired of waiting on the ...

Homestyle Mama (with a side of autism): Tired of waiting on the .

Yeah!

Excuse me, miss, what's the soup du jour? The Soup of the Day.sounds good, think I'll have that.

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

Best Relationship | Crazy Diaries

Best relationship: talk like best friends. Play like children. Argue like husband and wife. Protect each other like brother & sister.

That moment when you realize your children | Funny Dirty Adult ...

>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

This totally happened in History class today....talking to  you hahhaa

I couldn't help but laugh when I read this. My high school English teacher called these kids "crotch watchers" LOL

Stuffed Crust Pizza - Funny Memes About Being Single

Dating or stuffed crust pizza.I'm gonna go with the pizza. Unless we can go on a date where he buys me a stuffed crust pizza.

Exactly. I think I'm just going to start un-friending the people on my facebook who post these things. Consider yourself warned. ;)

When I see something on facebook...

How I feel every time. If your post comes with a guilt trip, I will not repost.

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