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Good friends

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

Community development - when I say you cannot make this shit up, I'm completely serious.

Do you ever want to grab someone and say, WTF is wrong with you?

People need to stop being so lazy

I'm so sick of the crazy "quick weight loss secret" pins in the health and fitness category. Exercise and eat your lean proteins and veggies!

this is absolutely for me!!!! I only answer the door for girl scouts lol by bleu.

For my front porch - Funny Signs: no soliciting, we are too broke to buy anything; we know who we are voting for; we have found Jesus; seriously, unless you are selling thin mints; please go away. Girl Scouts Welcome!

It's a bird, it's a plane...No wait, it's the flying fuck I don't give

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Its a bird, its a plane. No wait, its the flying fuck I dont give.

Adventures in crafting, cooking, and couponing!: Fab fall finds for less!

I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it I like to think I do at least. STORY OF MY LIFE.

#honesttoddler no more naps

Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!

Oh yessssss... My thoughts exactly!

Sometimes I think "screw this job! I'll just quit and be a stripper." Then I remember, I'm fat and can't dance. Ecards make me laugh

Funny Reminders Ecard: Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1kNDdjZWYxY2E0NGJlZWRl

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!

Your pants say yoga, but your butt says McDonalds. | Snarkecards

Your pants say yoga, but your butt says McDonalds. Ladies if you wear yoga pants please DO yoga. I love yoga.

Epic One Liners

Funny pictures about Epic one liners. Oh, and cool pics about Epic one liners. Also, Epic one liners.

#firstworldproblems

A few more pressing first world problems (15 Photos)