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Said pointedly & sarcastically, to the girls who still get "daddy" to pay for all their expensive drama, so they can continue to look soooo put together!  you don't fool us!

Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

Don't let this be you when Spring arrives ;)

Spring Countdown.

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

true #funny

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

Haven't eaten anything substantive since last Wednesday, so this is how I'm feeling right now!

My thoughts exactly! Personally, I absolutely hate the pin that says "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" because I'm pretty sure EVERYTHING tastes better than being skinny. There is so much more to life than being skinny .

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

This has happened to me before... and I have cried over spilling liquid gold!

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

 True story!

I have a lot of room.room for a soul AND sarcasm, but this is funny.

joyreactor

Why do you watch Food Network? It doesn't make your cooking any better. Why do you watch porn…? Get the fuck out.

My best friend and I

#Friendship #Quotes … . Top 100 Cute Best Friend Quotes #Sayings

You took the trash out?  Whew! You should go rest now! ;) funny stuff. I love my honey but this just made me laugh!

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

My cousins do this every time they visit! I hate it!

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves.

Maybe I can't ... but at least I know where I stand ... so thank you!

Giving a fuck is not my division. Sherlock e-cards by Alice X.

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

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Except Uggs were designed to be made for surfers to wear to the beach. Love the Uggs with short shorts.

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