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Now this photo of the frazzled chicken so aptly displays how life has been over the past few weeks. For this week, my two questions are.

Lol... yep! :-D

Free, Confession Ecard: That moment you catch a glimpse of your tattoos in a mirror and think to yourself, "Yeah. you's a bad bitch.

OMG! SO WRONG! YET SO HILARIOUS!!

Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

I'm going to verbally assault you

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

Happy Friday everyone!

Funny Workplace Ecard: My resume is just a list of things I really never want to do again.

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