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Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. This is so true of my granddaughter Rose.

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I just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. Definitely Fall is is the air.spiders are everywhere!

Oh My gosh - this made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me smile as well as sigh....  A Mother’s Prayer by Tina Fey

A mothers prayer for realistic people. I heart Tina. If i EVER have (totally not even thinking about that O. Future "maybe" one? xD)children, this is the truth. Anywho this is funny and a nice read also. Go Tina Fey!

Basically a recap of our convo early lol

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20 Funniest Pinterest Mom Quotes & Pins

20 Funniest Pinterest Mom Quotes & Pins

this is my life.Gosh,all Moms are amazing. They have to put up with their crazy kids. My Mom must be like SuperMom if she can put up with someone like me.

Yesterday I cleaned my house...

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Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

Or leave one cracker or a bag of crumbs in the chips and put it back

Job & Work quote & saying Im not even a mom yet and i feel this. The quote Description Im not even a mom yet and i feel this.

It's proven. I love "watching this"

Best part of being a momma is always hearing "mommy, watch this, watch what I can do" .

I am a bad-ass bitch

I'm a bad ass bitch had one natural.make that bad ass bitch

Audrey does this EVERY day. I've finally stopped picking her toys up right away, I now wait until it's ankle deep, then I move them back to the toy room.

Free, Family Ecard: Yes! Lets take all of our toys from our bedroom into the clean living room. Mom loves that!