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Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. OR IN SPITE OF LOSING MY JOB!

Yup how i feel with my job! Lol

You mind if I take off early boss, I'm having a bad case of fuck this place?

When you start to miss people you lost contact with, and think, maybe we should reconnect...then you remember why you stopped the connection in the first place. Nope, I'm good!

When you start to miss people you lost contact with, and think, maybe we should reconnect.then you remember why you stopped the connection in the first place.

This pretty much describes me and my best friend's relationship

Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes. My husband could probably do this he knows every word to every movie ever made! Maybe I can get him to talk the parts in a silent movie lol that would be cool

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate. Dang those would be some great eyelashes

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Healthy Vanilla Avocado Milkshake

"I don't care how old I am, when hocus pocus is on tv you shut your mouth and pay attention" Harju I don't think we will ever be too old or get sick of watching this movie haha no matter what time of year it is!

I can literally count on ONE hand the people I would want in my wedding (not counting family.) I mean you will have to look at these people in your wedding photos for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Chose wisely.

i only have 3 or i was always shy and never had any best friends. my sister and cousin are the only ones that will probably be my bridesmaid. if my future fiancee has sisters they will be my bridesmaids.

Oh no...this may be true for me! Yup it is

Children are not property (meme)

"Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people." Your eCards

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