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i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

Ill name the shop "comfort food"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

I was being polite, actually....my present was getting in my car and leaving when I did...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

Gotta love motherhood!

Sunday Nap? Don't Even Think About It!

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN..AS SOON AS ... - http://www.razmtaz.com/im-having-a-nervous-breakdown-as-soon-as/

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: As soon as this day is over I'm having a nervous breakdown. I've worked for it, I deserve it and no one is going to keep me from it!


Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy,  do you?

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

14 Things I Hate About Travel. Hahahah some of these are incredibly relatable.

Almost 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate around 10 at the most.