Got a closet full of unicorns lol

I've got a better chance of finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard *true story*

Hell hath no fury...

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Pahahaahhaa Norma all the way!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a whole lot. LoL!

Good thing no one can read my mind…

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how to fix a problem

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

Umm I guess so

My husband asked if I wanted to go see GI, I guess. Channing Tatum and The Rock.


I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked. --- lol wasn't sure if I should put this in Humor or Who i Am ;

Un-Inspirational Sayings...

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

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Nobody want to hear their hospital coworkers coughing & snotting (not a real word, but yeah--gross!

Emergency room

Thank you reality TV. Cheers to the people who bring us joy unintentionally with their ridiculous life choices. Dumb-asses, we thank you.