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Living your 20's instead of becoming a housewife/mother that has a midlife crisis at 40....

Funny Confession Ecard: There's actually a special place in Hell reserved for me and my friends. It's called bitches who know how to have a damn good time.

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Your Bloodwork Came Back From The Lab Showing Markedly High Levels Of Douchebag.

I love this! by Banphrionsa

my new favorite haiku. I love haiku's, they remind me of Lester Papadopoulos.

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

HAHAHA ain't that the best feeling?! LOL Karma, you did good!

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, b***h.

Hahaha sone people can make me do this others I won't go to the level that they are on!!!

google: oswaldtwistle flies waste fire negligence… shhhhhhhh!!!!!! pass it on :o) ARTHUR MORGAN?

Rottenecards - Don't underestimate me darling, I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds, especially if you mess with my husband and kids

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

for realz!

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know what I've been through! Seriously though, I think I'm the only one who can put together the perfect milk-to-cereal ratio.

I do believe this sounds a little like me....

Funny Confession Ecard: I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.

If you can't say anything nice, well then, you're probably a bitch.

Funny Confession Ecard: If you can't say anything nice, well then, you're probably a bitch.

I love you

BFF I love you card. "Dearly, not queerly" as my friend Cristine used to say!

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