As a student of painting Michael always thought that in photography "all you had to do with it was click on a button", that was until he became allergic to oil paints and discovered what it really meant to be a photographer.
I like that candle one. Mostly because I actually do know how candles are made. And thanks to an episode of criminal minds, I know how to draw essential oils that human skin produces naturally and collect it as well. So. Human candles..... wow. What have I written.