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Teach your Daughter to shoot. Because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

"Teach your Daughter to shoot. because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.ain't that the truth. My baby girl will never learn how I did

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I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

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Mermaid Etiquette Swim in the ocean-- relax-a little sand is okay- watch the sunset-enjoy- laugh with the sea gulls- smile- make friends with a starfish- sunbathe- splish splash- believe in magic.

Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

Red Neck tip

Redneck tips: Never do a country girl wrong. Even if she doesn't have a gun, her daddy will. So true!

Hell yeah!!!

You say Lady Gaga I say Lady antebellum you say jason derulo i say jason aldean you say t-pain i say t-swift you say kesha i say keith you say pitbull i say paisley you say justin bieber i say justin moore COUNTRY MUSIC FOREVER

Truth. Not fat but curves there’s a difference

Girls are like country roads. The best ones got curves. - Earl Dibbles Jr I got curves

A girl needs her coffee...

It’s true. Wrecking men and drowning ships is rough work. lifeselixirs: “ Coffee Mermaid by Renae Taylor “Every girl needs her morning coffee before a day of wrecking ships and drowning men” ”

Amy: My son Austin loves trucks, especially Peterbilts! When he asked to be one for Halloween I couldn't say no so I started building one. Everyone loved his costume, and it...

Mr. Peterbilt - Halloween Costume Contest at Costume-Works.com

Amy: My son Austin loves trucks, especially Peterbilts! When he asked to be one for Halloween I couldn& say no so I started building one.

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