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This is funny to me because it suggests that there is mystery to men. They are not mysterious. They like food and sex just like us. Let's not make this complicated, ladies! :)

When boys smile at you mysteriously…

This is funny to me because it suggests that there is mystery to men. They are not mysterious. They like food and sex just like us. Let's not make this complicated, ladies! :)

Diet: Breakfast 250 calories Lunch 375 calories Snack 125 calories Dinner 70,450 calories.

Diet: Breakfast 250 calories Lunch 375 calories Snack 125 calories Dinner 70,450 calories.

"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"

"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"

This is kinda my face when surrounded by weirdos who invade personal space in the grocery store,  too.  :)

This is kinda my face when surrounded by weirdos who invade personal space in the grocery store, too. :)

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