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in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Oh my goodness! I grew up hearing that and now I've completely turned into my mama. ❤

save the sewing scissors for sewing. The hair-cutting scissors for hair. But do have some good, sturdy kitchen shears. Took me years to figure out how handy scissors are in the kitchen.

I don't really hate winter .... I just HATE winter driving. If I could stay ensconced in my house with the fireplace roaring, I'd be a happy camper.

The cold never bothered me anyways. Just kidding. I hate winter. I really hate winter!

And when you did the rotary finger-dial, if you messed up you had to start all over again.

All you damn kids are spoiled thinking you should have an iPhone. When I was your age, my whole family shared one phone, and it was attached to the kitchen wall by a cord *true story*

We may feel dressed up but secretly every woman knows maxi skirts are really just crotchless yoga pants....

They let the secret out! Now people will know when I'm wearing a maxi/crotch less yoga pants, that I'm not wearing panties. Just like when I wear yoga pants with a crotch!

Every STINKING TIME!!!!

So true! EVERY single time lol! OCD at the gas station pump.it has to land on the right number or I'm annoyed lol

Never

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Do you ever start your period and think.. “well, that explains a lot”..

Do you ever start your period and think. “well, that explains a lot”. All the damn time.

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