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Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands, and then eat just one piece. (I'm weak. I would eat at least two pieces!

in bed, it's 6am. you close our eyes for 5 minutes, it's 77:45. at school, it's 1:30. close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

Chocolate. by Natz Larin

Everytime I hear that dirty word EXERCISE, I wash my mouth out with CHOCOLATE.just kidding but I do love chocolate

My hearts says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of god women, eat a salad.

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

I AM THIS PERSON. Plus, if I don't I forget what I'm going to say. Then, I'm convinced that what I was going to say was really important when all it really was something like "I ate a coconut once."

My life! I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited!

i wish

My mind says I'm in my twenties, my body says yeah you wish!Shut up body!

So true!! What do you do??

Mother’s Emotion Affect Child’s Oral Health: A Study

I'm never sure what to do with my eyes when I'm at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? I mean what's the proper etiquette

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I dare you!! I'm going to tell my kids this since they are always asking me. Lol

So gonna start saying this. Start this 6 Week Emergency Makeover Program and look and feel the best you ever have!