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This would be me as a parent!

Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night. - Post by on Boldomatic


Never try and talk to me again. I've never wanted to vomit more in the entirety of my existence, looking at you.

kids today don't know how easy they have it

Kids today don't know how easy they have it. I had to walk 9 feet through the shag carpet to change the TV channel.

 can you say over analyze

Someone from Mehlville, Missouri, US posted a whisper, which reads "I'm self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it's raining. like, I gotta watch other cars to make sure I'm not being too dramatic.

Kaleb for sure!!!! And needs a kiss. And always has to have "Sleepy Time" lotion!! Aka. Bath and body works Sleep lotion.

OMG this is so true! All the deep questions come out at bedtime. At bed time my children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.