Let's just stop for a second and contemplate the fateful day that Hazza does finally decide to pick up those scissors and chop it all off. Will it be like Tangled? Will he lose his magical powers of making people instantly fall in love with him?
I would smile and wave, walk over to him and introduce myself, we would get to talking and before long, he'd confess his undying love for me and we'd get married that Tuesday and live happily ever after. LOL JK, I'd probably pass out