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@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

Yep

My dogs are awesome AND I'm popping out a kid. I will still think my dogs are awesome!

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

"She's really nice once you get to know her..." Pretty sure this is how my friends describe me...

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

Say It With Sarcasm! – 38 Pics

I know, I don't have to be this sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with & I'm not one to be wasteful.

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things - Paperblog

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Hahahahaha too funny- true for people that wear workout clothes TOO much!

Absolutely

Fluent in six languages . profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk <<<so true it's not funny!

That S, Happy Halloween

Strength + Bail $

Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

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