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This is myself these days.

OMG, I’m rich! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Ass Iron in the Arteries and An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth!

Alzheimer's request

This message was in front of a Alzheimer’s patient’s room at my dad’s rehabilitation hospital. I thought this was a very moving message and one that can relate to those directly or in directly affected by Alzheimer’s Disease.

A good reminder...

To remember this is to be thankful for each and every thing - and also for each and every person.

Drinking before noon makes me a pirate not an alcoholic right? Lol

I need a vacation. And by 'vacation' I mean I need to move away and find a new job. On a beach. With rum. a permanent staycation somewhere new. with lots and LOTS of rum.

Haha! This is for sure.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You didn't fall out of the stupid tree.you were dragged through the entire dumbass forest!

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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. That's funny. I know a few people who would definitely be disappointed.

Foghorn Leghorn <3

Foghorn Leghorn - Boy, I say boy.You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication. LOVE IT!

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Say it....

You sisters better realize that real hair and real eyes get real guys. So before you makeup your face, you better make up your mind. Lol good statement but COMMON I love my make up.

not even any point in asking for help...

I don't have a "Honey-Do" list. I have an "I'll-Do-It-My-Fucking-Self" list! And surprise! The shit gets done!

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Read Complete Make sure everybody in your boat is rowing and not drilling holes when you’re not looking. Know your circle.

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