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Ready to roll? It is entirely possible to make things in your slow cooker that come out looking attractive. This recipe is a fine example, and you also get to smash things on your kitchen counter

That's what I did wrong!!

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So me

I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to

That's what I say!

I always offer two dinner choices. Take it or leave it. Reminds me of Lizzies what's for diner? Shut up and eat it!

Lol

Passive Aggressive Humor

Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL

If I could carry this around during my shifts at work... my job would be soo much better! :)

could so use this for some people in my life! Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Lol

Gardening, yoga, bubble baths, medication, and I STILL want to smack somebody! ~ Ever have one of THOSE days! LOL a little laughter is good for the soul :)

Bitch, why do you ask me a question and then interrupt me when I'm in the middle of answering it. You're fucking rude! LOL!

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. So its not very nice, it is however funny

The Candid Musings of an Unmumsy Mum

Magnets from Anne Taintor: .and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. Now that's what I call 'happily ever after'!

Funny

Just Kidding. No Really - Just Kidding! I've got another fav! Funny Pictures Of The Day – 57 Pics

Verbal release therapy

Some call it bitching. I call it Verbal Release Therapy. It's all about perspective, lol!

Alcohol is bad for my legs

Boy: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Girl: "Alcohol is bad for my legs." Boy: "Do they swell?" Girl: "No, they spread"

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