Then I got out of that salt water float tank, I got dressed, grabbed my bag  of shit and prayed to Jesus that I would make it down the hall to the  actual bathroom with my clear plastic bag of poop without running into  anyone.

Then I got out of that salt water float tank, I got dressed, grabbed my bag of shit and prayed to Jesus that I would make it down the hall to the actual bathroom with my clear plastic bag of poop without running into anyone.

I entered the salt water pod for my sensory deprivation float and when my  60 minutes were up I crawled out of the pod, stood up, and immediately felt  my poop trying to pop out. I knew I couldn’t make it down the hall to the  bathroom because every time I moved an inch the poop moved closer to....

The Day I Pooped at the Float Spa

I entered the salt water pod for my sensory deprivation float and when my 60 minutes were up I crawled out of the pod, stood up, and immediately felt my poop trying to pop out. I knew I couldn’t make it down the hall to the bathroom because every time I moved an inch the poop moved closer to....

20 Weird Things That Americans Don't Realize Make Them Weird.

20 Weird Things That Americans Don't Realize Make Them Weird.

This book recommendation. | 19 Unbelievably Laughable Book Fails

19 Unbelievably Laughable Book Fails

And just shut the fuck up before you say oh this is an opportunity to slow  down or whatever the fuck. There are roughly 16 waking hours in any given  day. I can only consciously chew my food or watch the sunset or meditate  for so long. One month in a tiny hill town in Italy is way.too.long.

Katie Gets Fucking Cranky in Italy

And just shut the fuck up before you say oh this is an opportunity to slow down or whatever the fuck. There are roughly 16 waking hours in any given day. I can only consciously chew my food or watch the sunset or meditate for so long. One month in a tiny hill town in Italy is way.too.long.

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