“Cookie Monster is my favorite puppet; his purpose in this world is very simple, his goals are very simple, and he continually achieves his goals. He never has to lie about what he wants; if anyone were to complain, he need only say “you know my name, what did you expect?” — Jack White (TMR Vault Chat, 6/16/12)
“Frank Sinatra was dignified. We don’t have a Frank Sinatra, or a Patti Page nowadays. What do we have? Ashlee Simpson instead of Patti Page! I mean, look at those people - like Paris Hilton! Who are all these skanks, man? Little girls are looking up to these girls, and it’s so gross. Those girls have no dignity at all, and parents are letting their kids dress up like those skanks. But what else have they got? What are the other choices?