Explore these ideas and more!



Nick Clegg .Intelligent to realize the missing ingredient...NO HEART.

15 Malcolm Tucker Quotes That Perfectly Explain The 2015 Election Very NSFW obviously!

Agh!  Yes!  My mom does this and then expects me to remember what she told me.  =P

Funny Sympathy Ecard: 'Wow, I am really enjoying this 100 degree weather!

Guilty as charged.

wait did i pin this already? I do this all the time and then I have to go back and delete the duplicate:)

Talking about how big your package is?

Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick. bahahahah i think i peed my pants when i read this

Best of Tumblr

I almost killed my family making pancakes this morning. With great value comes great responsibility. Pancake spray and furniture polish look so alike

This can't be real, but I feel like it may have been taken on Calera or Clanton...

wrong on so many levels! Spongebob Squarepants Tank Top - Stay Classy People of Walmart - Funny Pictures at Walmart

I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty mediocre at housekeeping.

but I'm pretty awesome at margaritas

I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty mediocre at housekeeping. Anne Taintor So true.


My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D


Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

Funny swimming picture - sharks or seaweed

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I AM TERRIFIED OF SEAWEED!

That's the truth

North Korea wants to destroy America! Obama's laughing response "Too late!

You live off of Redbull and coffee, since you’re constantly pulling off or recovering from an all-nighter. | 29 Problems Only Procrastinators Understand

I poured red bull redbull, in my coffee this morning, I can SEE SOUNDS now, I can't stop laughing

15 Malcolm Tucker Quotes That Perfectly Explain The 2015 Election

15 Malcolm Tucker Quotes That Perfectly Explain The 2015 Election

Let's roll some tits up the flagpole and see if anyone gets wood. Contains some NSFW language, obviously.