Young man who knows the importance of people and first impressions. Oh, my heart!
"I have two moods: 1- constant panic and worrying about every little detail. 2- Yolo."
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"My sarcasm will probably get me killed. One day someone could hold a knife to me and I'd probably say "what are you gonna do, stab me?""
This sounds like something my cat would do.
"I was helping my drunk husband to get to bed when he suddenly said: "Back off lady, I have a wife." I love him so much"
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