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I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

When I was in elementary school, my dad tore his calf muscle. It was around Christmas so my uncle came over to put our lights up. My older sister was outside. My uncles ladder fell. Erin went to get dad very calmly. He sensed no hurry and didn't come out for awhile. Meanwhile, my uncle is hanging there for 10 minutes.

When I was in elementary school, my dad tore his calf muscle. It was around Christmas so my uncle came over to put our lights up. My older sister was outside. My uncles ladder fell. Erin went to get dad very calmly. He sensed no hurry and didn't come out for awhile. Meanwhile, my uncle is hanging there for 10 minutes.

This is actually what is happening to me. I'm not drunk! @Danessa Perdieu

This is actually what is happening to me. I'm not drunk! @Danessa Perdieu

Mom funny sarcastic quotes | Funny fathers day quotes, falling in love quotes, ignorance quotes ...

Mom funny sarcastic quotes | Funny fathers day quotes, falling in love quotes, ignorance quotes ...

uh ya! and just the kitchen trash at that...guess who empties all the other ones...

uh ya! and just the kitchen trash at that...guess who empties all the other ones...

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