May the bridges I burn light the way

"May the bridges I burn light the way." Aw, so back in the day.

Funny Thanks Ecard: You didnt like me in primary school OR in high school... but thanks for the Facebook friend request!

Or more like, I didn't like you in grade school or high school, but thanks for the friend request.

Uh, yeah...

Funny Movies Ecard: Who needs 50 Shades of Grey when Matthew Mcconaughey is going to be in a stripper movie with Channing Tatum? I love both :)

oh so glad there is an e-card to remind me of this.....

i truly dont think this will ever happen. at ANY point in your life your going to think at a certain age youd have your shit together. what is "having your shit together" anyways. fuck it.

The residue of last night's "smoky eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye.

The residue of last night's "smoky eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye. Haha yes, how I feel when I look in te mirror after a drunk night.

Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food. | Flirting Ecard

Free, Flirting Ecard: Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food.

Nothing like planning a wedding to make you want to punch every person you've ever met in the throat.

Free, Wedding Ecard: Nothing like planning a wedding to make you want to punch every person you've ever met in the throat.

@Alexandria Cutie... Thank you gorda!!! I love you to the moon and back...  The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship. The beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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