Oh crap. here he comes Can't I come in the box? You won't fit. You are too fat. I've been eating salad The box isn't big enough. Nonsense, the box is plenty big. You are crushing me! I told you. CAN"T BREATHE!
In dog shaming, the dog usually looks at least mildly embarrassed, with cats there's a look of mild indignity if not outright pride. Of course this cat peed on the hamster, damned straight he peed on the hamster, the hamster had it coming to him.