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Most of my friends.

some people you know were dropped on their head as babies. some were clearly throw in the air, hit the ceiling ran, bounced off the wall and fell out the window

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i'm pretty happy with my life choices but i do both of these things lol.

I feel a spree coming on, but will it be shopping or killing?

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Don't worry, I know what I'm doing...I saw this on Pinterest. [sew what? via Craft Forest]

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

this is my train of thought almost every night...

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Your Heart is an idiot.

Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

If only I could convince myself of this.

Relatable Post I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

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Sometimes You Have to Pretend

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

Ain't that the truth!

Get the popcorn! We all have those people we just can't de-friend because of their drama filled train.