This is why i wouldn't ask about stuff you did when you where drunk. Most of the time you don't want to know imho.

15 Of The Funniest Drunk Text Conversations Ever. OMG so funny. Can't stop laughing!

Awesomely drunk

Ate the money. Tried to drown me in air.

I found this funny

16 Photos That Show That Timing is Everything

Funny pictures about Intelligence Test. Oh, and cool pics about Intelligence Test. Also, Intelligence Test photos.

Distractify | The 9 Most Epic Texting Pranks Of All Time. The 3rd One Killed Me...LOL!

The 9 Most Epic Texting Pranks Of All Time. The One Killed Me. These are absolutely hilarious

Haha! I want to see this! text funny

I know this is fake and cheesy but the flying pig part made me laugh so

Skyler :3Dude, you were so drunk last night! | How drunk? | First, you took one of my mum's pineapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!! | Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! Thus, ripping it apart... | Finally, you took our neighbour's pony, named it Pinkie Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song... | Well shit...

Then he went to burger shot and yelled at the clerk, "whats your nam!" The clerk said, "Squidward haha" I said, " Give me the krabby pattie formula!

Apply cold water to burned area

A moment of silence for our brother in the friendzone. oh god its so painful.

Texts From Dog - Dog gets drunk

Dragons LOVE Goose Water is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 38 Drunk Texts You Wish You Got

hahah awful but awesome

Other - JoeyI wasn't that drunkDude, you put my hamster in his hamster ball and threw it at the wall saying 'Pikachu! I choose you!' You're lucky he's still alive.NoOh thank godHe's dead.


i wasent that drunk texts