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The Cat in the Hat on Aging. The Cat In The Hat On Aging I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh, my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks cat hat aging ol

Funny Quotes QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Best and Funny Friendship quotes Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

A set of funny friendship quotes to bring smile on your face. Few sayings in these funny friendship quotes are so deep that only true friends can understand

" I wanted to listen to your heart, not listen to that very loud FART, you old FART !"

Old Man Banned from Wal-Mart

Jokes for the heart.: My doctor said the best thing for my heart is to be joyful. So, I thought a good place to start was to open a topping of Jokes for

Several ppl in my bldg. are dangerously close to this!{GM}

Foghorn Leghorn - Boy, I say boy.You're about to exceed the limitations of my medication. LOVE IT!

MAXINE  Ever notice that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place

MAXINE Ever notice that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place

just another day at the office!  And those off u that think ur getting away with shit ... Think again!!!  I'm gonna shovel it next time! :P

Yep, it's been one of those 'too much shit' and 'not enough shovels' kind of day.


God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

For young ladies thinking of getting a tattoo

For all the young ladies thinking of getting a tattoo. Remember, when you get older a butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack. LOL so true!

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5 deadly terms used by a woman Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books

Adult bday

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world. Naked and screaming.