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Funny Flirting Ecard: You are the sun to my moon, the yin to my yang; there's no one else that I'd rather bang. My next anniversary or valentine day card to the hubby hahaha!

happy couples on facebook

This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships! Beautiful couple though.

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Well... one of  the biggest disappointments in my life. And YES...  YOU CAN STILL KISS IT!!!!!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

Dear Axe Body Spray, Please put a suggested serving size on your bottle. Sincerely, Choking girls everywhere.

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

This reminds me of my ride or die chick....

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you. Right in the kidney.

And here I was planning to do it all by myself.

Valentines Day

Why men are assholes

Funny Reminders Ecard: I swear some men were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

LOL I love this!

Today I don't feel like doing anything.except you - my husband. I'll do you!

evaluation humor

I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

Bahahaha. That's great!! Hey you. Mr. Impatient Ecard

Save the Whining for your Momma

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

when you wake up PISSED. I've definitely woken up mad at the hubs because of something in a dream that he would never do in real life.

Heh

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder what she has that I dont. And then I realize, probably herpes.

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