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Yes officer, I did see the 'speed limit' sign, I just didn't see you.

Funny Police Traffic Speed Limit Sign Joke Picture Quote - Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you

Seriously! :) -- I really do freeze mine in containers and add to spaghetti sauces and soups.

'Someone was telling me they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

soooo true for me!!!

Dear sweatpants and hoodies…

Funny pictures about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Also, Dear sweatpants and hoodies.

Voicemail Reality

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

haha Good points. Need to study this Seems like great weight loss program..

fit quote: dear extra fat in my body, you have 2 options. make your way to my boobs, or gtfo.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

I have to do this!!!

This is awesome - Funny quote advises: When someone says "expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say "you didn't expect that tit you?

There is just no coming back after that ....

This awkward moment has made light of some not fun conversations Ethan and I have had, one minute we are yelling, then one of us mixes up words and we just start laughing. then forget why we were yelling. Life is short, laugh!

Or fall up them.  :o) us Karst girls fall UP usually...its a special skill

This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs.

It's funny because it's true.

Words for People You Hate

Over 18388 people liked this! TRUTH: Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

Admit it you have done this at least once in your life.

I always have at least one mystery bruise. You have to poke it to see how much it hurts.you'd think you'd remember something that hurt that bad!

Pinsomnia- This is for you lil' Allie;>

Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

Never

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

LOL! I can relate!

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

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