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This is true! Accept for me today :( phone broken for 24hrs?! Almost died lol thanks apple store!

never trust anyone who takes hours to text back, but when you're with them they always have their phones in their hand

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week.

If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week. Fuck next week make that tomorrow

rather be at home

"I'd socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want." FROM: funny-ecard-home

I know an a**hole husband that truly believes stay-at-home Moms do nothing.  He's SICK in other ways, too.

I know an a**hole husband that truly believes stay-at-home Moms do nothing. Hes SICK in other ways, too.

I do that!! Because I know they driving so slow that even if I look at them in the eye they wont catch up to me to do whatevers to me........lol...

I don't always pass slow drivers - But when I do, I check to see if they look as stupid as they drive. have to admit to that ;

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Which Name is The Single Most Popular Baby Name for 2012?

One tree hill

"So I've been thinking about this whole being happy thing, and I feel like people get lost when they think of happiness as a destination." -One Tree Hill

I do bad things to carbs!

And still lose weight. If you can't go the rest of your life without eating carbs then don't try it to lose weight. The second you put carbs the back into your diet the weight will come right back. It's not what you eat it's how much you eat.

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