Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle: "LUCK BE IN THE AIR TONIGHT". Update: Holy shit! I made it into Snopes! I did this wordplay satire one night after a particularly bad day with my boss (I felt like I was being "fucked in the ass") so I was pissed off and this kinda-funny thing came to mind. I don't watch the show, so I didn't know that if you buy a vowel you're supposed to turn them all over. I guess it went viral. Sorry if you took it seriously. No. Actually, I'm not sorry.